Life is a road and I want to keep going

transmerry:

me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!

me, now:

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speakernancypelosi:

shesnake:

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

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alpinewriter:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was hanging around at my boyfriend’s place (in hindsight he was probably Satan) and we were just chilling, doing normal things, when a long, sleek, black car pulled up outside of his house. My boyfriend, suddenly very nervous and twitchy, told me to go and hide in the closet. When I asked him what was up, he just told me it was a “work associate” so I went and did as he said. I peeked a little bit out of the closet to see who this person was. I wanted to see who could possibly get my boyfriend, the actual Devil, to tremble in fear. And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz.

Reflections on this post:

1. I need to read URLs.

2. “in hindsight he was probably Satan” may be the single greatest hook to a story that I’ve ever seen.

3. The levels of stress and suspense that occur in the rising action here rival that of some of the greatest survival horror works that exist on this earth.

4. “And lo and behold, it was Ted Cruz” is probably the only sentence that could make the conclusion to this story more terrifying, and ended the story in a way far superior to anything my own sense of dread could have come up with.

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whirlybirbs:

setheverman:

what is the january mood?

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avatar-chang:

Some of you never watched Avatar The Last Airbender and learned its life lessons as a kid and it shows

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stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

took a while but i did it

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anne-hathaway:

I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be. I never break any laws, ever. Because I’m deathly afraid of cops.

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

snakeybones:

celestialhatter:

@snakeybones it is you, skull queen 💀

WHERE👏IS👏MY👏SKULL👏

may i request bedazzling

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bioticsandlyrium:

Jowan: Help! They think I’m a blood mage!

Me: Are you?

Jowan: 

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artiegayberg:

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

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